The Mutual Fun

Est. fiscal year 2026, on Solana, listed on pump.fun

Stop trading alone.

Five funds, run by the people who hold them. Your Seat is randomly assigned to one, and from then on the fund's book is up to you: once a week everyone votes on what it holds, and when it gains, everyone gets a check. The rules are the same for all five, so the only difference between them is the people and what they decide together.

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Pixel-art portrait of the Chairman: a bald man in glasses and a grey suit, seated in a burgundy wingback chair beside a briefcase
Seat 0, the Chairman'sOn display in the lobby. Never for sale.
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Market data appears here from DexScreener once $TMF is trading.

The five funds

Identical at mint, shaped by their holders. Same rules, same weekly ballot, different people in the chairs.

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Argon FundNot open yet
Bogle FundNot open yet
Smaug FundNot open yet
Midas FundNot open yet
Alonn FundNot open yet

Each fund's holdings, votes and payouts will be listed here once its room opens, read straight from the chain.

Five steps, one page

Sign in, apply, mint, enroll, vote. Each desk opens in this order, and each one hands you to the next.

  1. Sign in

    Connect a Solana wallet: Phantom, Solflare or Backpack.

  2. Apply

    Apply for a TMF Pass in the Waiting Room.

  3. Mint

    Take a Seat at the Subscription Desk. One TMF Pass is two chairs.

  4. Enroll

    Your Seat is drawn into one of the five funds at random.

  5. Vote

    Every week, pick one of three choices on the Proxy Ballot. When the fund gains, you get a check.

The Open Market

— $TMF a Seat

A program that buys and sells Seats for $TMF in both directions at one fixed house rate. Buying a Seat at random costs the rate plus eight percent. Choosing a specific Seat costs the rate plus sixteen percent. Selling a Seat back pays the rate less eight percent.

It always holds enough $TMF to buy back every Seat it is holding. Always that number, never another.

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The Open Market opens with the Subscription Desk. These are the rates it is built to.

The Closing Bell

Fridays at 20:00 UTC. Voting on the week's Proxy Ballot ends at the bell, and the result decides what each fund does on Fiscal Friday. Solana runs on UTC, so the bell doesn't move for daylight saving; your local time does.

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The building

Every room opens on its own schedule. Until then, the door stays shut and nothing inside is filled with placeholders.

The desks

Waiting Room

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Apply for a TMF Pass.

Subscription Desk

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Take (mint) a Seat. One TMF Pass is two chairs.

Open Market

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Swap Seats for $TMF and back, at the house rate.

Proxy Ballot

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Three choices, voted on once a week.

Personnel File

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Your Seats and your checks.

The Mailroom

Not open yet

Each fund's weekly tasks are public buttons. Anyone can press one and is paid a small tip in Postage, in SOL, from a dedicated pool.

The library

The Art Department

Opens at mint

All 4,001 portraits are painted and locked in before any go on sale; the draw only decides which one is yours. The exact rarity odds are published inside.

The Prospectus

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The whole building, explained simply.

The Glossary

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Every term, explained without theatrics.

The Annual Report

Not open yet

Every number, straight off the chain.

Your personnel file

Connect a Solana wallet to open your file.

The treasury

The treasury address is published here once it is deployed. Paste it into Solscan and read it yourself.